
Who is Chuy? I found this Biography on E!’s website, thought I would share:
Now famous as the personal assistant of basic-cable TV hostess Chelsea Handler, Chuy Bravo’s path to Hollywood stardom was long and arduous—mainly because he has little nugget legs, so it takes him twice as long to get anywhere.
Born Jesus Melgoza, Chuy’s first exposure to Hollywood was as a young man, when the production of The Three Amigos rolled into his tiny Mexican village, which led to a temporary job arranging nightly hookers for the production crew.
Bitten by the Hollywood bug—and a poisonous tarantula, but that’s another story—Chuy was determined to make it to Los Angeles and pursue his dream of big-screen stardom. He has now, more appropriately, settled for the small screen.
Armed with nothing more than a condom full of cocaine that a local drug lord paid him to swallow and smuggle, Chuy hopped aboard a little horsey and proceeded on an eight-month trail ride to the United States.
After years of odd jobs that most notably included stints as the stunt double for Fantasy Island star Hervé Villechaize and The Hulk’s Lou Ferrigno, Chuy has settled into what he hopes is a lifelong position as the assistant to one of cable TV’s fastest-rising stars. In his spare time, Chuy moonlights as an actor and can be seen in The Rundown, starring The Rock, and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End.
Chuy is single. He has no children (that he publicly acknowledges), lives in the prestigious San Fernando Valley and drives a Toyota Corolla. Watch out, ladies!
Check out Chuy’s myspace page! Click here.




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January 8th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
i love chuy
June 26th, 2008 at 2:17 am
I love Chuy!
July 21st, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Gosh Chuy you are just so sexy!
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I started a whole thread on nicknames for CHUY! When Chelsea said write in the other night its under CHELSEA lately boards on E!
Everyone loves CHUY.
There are already 200 names she can introduce him as….
xox
S
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Hey Susani, im gonna post a image and ask for suggestions too…maybe some people who dont visit the e boards can offer some more suggestions…
August 9th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
chuy is a pretty little nugget.
i find him to be alot better than wee man.
and should be on his own show like weeman. because he is better.
chuy is cool.
August 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
he is funny but how comes he never takes part fully in the show
poor little nugget needs a bigger role
peace out
August 26th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Hey C-Nug:
I would love to see Chelsea let you host a skit. How about “Celebrity Hazing”–Take whoever is the 2 or 3 top newsworthy, annoying celebrities of that day, craft some smut, get the celebs. some look-alikes; Intro the skit, cite the annoyance, then the look-alikes bend over and take wicked swat with a hazing paddle from you. Then depending on how annoying they’ve been, they have to say “Thank you Chuy, may I have another”, until you stop swinging.
Seriously, you are just the right height for some real swing in that paddle. The paddle should be shaped in something scary to the celebrity, i.e.—Skinny bitches get paddles shaped as food, (Ice Cream Cone w/holes disguised as sprinkles would frickin stang!) By all means implants, extensions, sunglasses, etc. should go flying when contact is made. There should be a very special glowing, turbo-motorized paddle just for Tom Cruise look-alike. All you have to do is get insurance lined up for ass-collision and the Chu-Man has his own show! Best of luck.